School Nursing

 Thanks to technology, I know all the parents phone password but never their phone number. 

After this guy threw up 3 times, he starts quizzing me on my favorite After this guy threw up 3 times, he starts quizzing me on my favorite childhood memory? My Life story in 7 words or less. His three words to describe himself: Reading hugs and Mickey Mouse

Then yells when im in the bathroom, “At what age will you get married?” 

The women in the front office has not stopped laughing the bathroom, “At what age will you get married?” 

The women in the front office has not stopped laughing

Can I have some vaseline. I need to clog my runny nose. 

I burped the ABC's and now my stomach hurts.

Oh, that sneaky snake oh that sneaky snake

Playing along with him I said what did that snake do to you?

 Ya he caused sickness and death.  I said yes! Don’t you wish you could just step on him? He said yeah, but don’t worry God already did 

And he goes, but you know what Jesus has already conquered death